i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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