it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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