And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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