yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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