Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
