just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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