The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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