I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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