So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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