Already got asked if we're dating
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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