Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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