so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
