talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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