She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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