I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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