we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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