Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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