Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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