Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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