she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Two words: nipple clamps
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