I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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