Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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