Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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