What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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