hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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