so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I had to cum in my sink.
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