That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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