You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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