I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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