Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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