on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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