He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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