One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
