her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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