I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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