whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
This toilet bowl is my home.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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