so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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