I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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