omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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