Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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