apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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