but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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