I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I am naked and annoyed.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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