My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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