Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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