I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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