there were more penises there than on chat roulette
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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