rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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