Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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