Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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