Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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