If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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