just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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